since i never ever got the red robot keychain that i desired with my entire soul, you should take the money you saved and go buy some truffles from team boobylicious. you don’t even have…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
mistress never tell a lie
so Nance, a writing buddy of mine tagged me to write 10 interesting facts about myself. as she said, “Feels a little uncomfortable, but that’s what writing is all about–putting yourself out there! so i’m…
here it’s never-ending can’t remember when it started
today was a most glorious monday. astoundingly glorious, and as the day went on it got better and better. suddenly at like 2 p.m. seamus and kappa decided to go to dairy queen. so yeah,…
makin’ whoopee
i think kathleen turner overdrive is mocking me. playing ‘turning japanese’ right after ‘makin’ whoopee!’ yeah, even my iPod thinks it’s funny that i can’t seem to get laid.
listen here young lady all that matters is what makes you happy
my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a smile that cannot be kicked off my face and it totally tells everyone that i…
a sign from inside
i woke up this morning singing everyone else has had more sex than me. even my subconcious is getting a bit depressed about our lack of action. this is a bit ironic because today’s album…