1. the easiest way into my pants is to be Mike Doughty 2. the second easiest way into my pants is to sing like Mike Doughty 3. the third easiest way into my pants is…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
how i love her, let me count the ways
things are super hectice busy here in the land of copywriting and work. so busy that i’m pretty much ignoring most everyone in a futile attempt to get some stuff done. i just moaned to…
romance the easy way
“i have a boyfriend,” jaycie, who is 8, announced. “who is it?” sister #4 asked. “booker, he’s so cute!” jaycie said. “how do you know he’s your boyfriend?” sister #3 asked. “because i like him,”…
the horizontal mambo
each night before i go to bed, i make an effort to straighten out my covers. i shake out the duvet and make sure the stripes on it are vertical, just like me. each morning…
cranky sans pants
the blech of the day followed me home. no amount of dancing without pants helped shake the crank. neither did sitting in the comfy green chair making fun of ice dancers and their head gear….
the chain of command can fucking bite me
i am trying so hard not to cry huge angry tears of sheer rage and outrage that my bottom lip is actually quivering of it’s own accord.