three easy ways into my pants, reflections upon hearing the Move On Move On song

1. the easiest way into my pants is to be Mike Doughty
2. the second easiest way into my pants is to sing like Mike Doughty
3. the third easiest way into my pants is to have an unwavering belief in the utter gloriousness of Miike Doughty
4. the fourth easiest way, well i think once you get to the fourth it’s probably not so easy anymore you know?

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  1. the tthm 23.Feb.06 at 8:32 am

    thank the fluffy lord there’s no number (5)ive…

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