Dear Darling Ones, When Sister #2 was here in August I complained a little bit about the library. I do feel like a bit of a hypocrite about this, because I really do love the…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
In Which I Confess to ‘Nacking Cheese’
Dear Darling Ones, There have been unceasing levels of crankiness in the air around me for like a week now. I’m not entirely sure what my problem is. Maybe my uterus is preparing to shed…
The Jayhawks’ Greatest Hits According to Me
Dear Darling Ones, You know that parable about boiling a frog? The one that says if you drop a frog in boiling water it jumps out right away, but if you put it in cold…
The Soundtrack to Sexual Awakenings
Hi Darling Ones, Sometime this weekend I started reading Girls Like Us: Carole King, Joni Mitchell, Carly Simon–And the Journey of a Generation by Sheila Weller. I’m kind of ambivalent about it thus far because…
Something Wild & Unruly
Ok, Darling Ones, before we get into this latest bit of nonsense I need to remind you of two things. My inner-monologue is a vast, unending musical where songs can become sentient beings and people…
Cutie with a Big Booty & Other Hits
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I got a wonderful email from my largehearted friend, David. He asked me if my next two records were going to be called “Sing it, Chromes” and “Songs for Wendell.” He…