It’s probably not a good idea to go driving in the rain while you’re ovulating The line ‘all I wanna do is make love to you’ will work on lonely boys in the rain, but…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
I’ve also decided to only listen to The Hold Steady until I miss Lupe Fiasco so much I might die
Sometimes I drink my tea like I’m a robot while singing in my head “domo arragato mister roboto” because it’s fun and sometimes you need to do that to keep your brain from flatlining while…
To all my homies out there grindin’ legally and illegally
As anyone who has read this site for any amount of time knows, I have a mad-crazy skatepunk fetish. Mad. Crazy. It’s all part of this weird koo-koo-ka-choo Mrs. Robinson thing I’ve got going on…
One where surely everyone is going to take it entirely wrong and be all sensitive when really I just need to vent
There are nights where I cannot be your support system, your sounding board, or your amusement. There are nights where I just need to be alone with myself and not communicate with anyone. Sometimes the…
The strategery behind Operation Maneater
For those of you already worrying about Operation Maneater’s success, have no fear there is a plan. First of all, I’m calling it Operation Maneater because “Maneater” is my favorite Hall & Oates song and…
Hey la, hey la
For some reason the University of Phoenix’s commercials that use The New Pornographer’s “The Bleeding Heart Show” bug me endlessly. However, it’s not as ridiculous as when Outback Steakhouse used Of Montreal’s “Wraith Pinned to…