“Write about this early.” Kelly popped her head back into Ruby before slamming the door. “Are you kidding? I’m gonna blahg this as soon as I get home,” I said. Here’s the deal. Kelly and…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
My subconscious is telling me not to bark up that tree
So I had a horrible dream. Details follow so if you hate these kinds of posts, you have been warned.
How else could I have responded?
“I’m going to give you an eight dollar tip,” Premium Wood said, signing his credit card slip. “Okay,” I said. “Thank you.” “This way you can tell everyone you got ate tonight.” He cracked up…
Some things about the day
When I brought my lunch money over to H. (which is really what I call her even though her name is Heather), nobody was around. So I decided to march down to her office like…
Playing makeup, wearing guitar
It should come as no surprise that my all-time favorite song in the history of songs is “I Will Dare” by The Replacements. I love this song with a passion that borders on creeping me…
Sorry Kelly and Wendy but American Idol blows goats
Dear World, American Idol blows, even when it’s in Minneapolis. Shut up about it already. They can all bite me. kisskiss, Jodi