Finish painting the tall parts of my kitchen Wash Ruby Warm up my feet Let me call you Dorkus Marlorkus while I laugh like a goon Make me some popcorn with garlic pepper
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Writings or statements of questionable authorship or authenticity
Having reached the nadir of my despair when my most-lusted after Sam was kicked off of Top Chef last night, I climbed the stairs to bed swearing to myself tomorrow would be another day. I…
As her colors fade away or, another post about my bra
I’ve been a bit down in the dumps lately. It’s January and I’m a Minnesotan. I’m legally required to be down in the dumps at this time of year. Since I’ve been so sad and…
Happy 2nd Currentiversary
Today marks the second anniversary of the second best thing to ever happen to me musically. Two years ago today 89.3 The Current was unleashed on the airwaves. Though I am not nearly as giddy…
Whereby the State of the Union Address makes me cry
My eyes started watering before George W. even opened his mouth, and I totally lost it when he said “Thank You Madam Speaker.” Totally lost it. I tried to laugh at myself and ended up…
‘mats in, huskers out
The Onion’s AV Club places odds on certain bands getting into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Replacements get 6-1 odds, Husker Du only gets 25-1. [via]