The couple next to the window are talking about God. She has shiny blond hair, he has greasy brown hair, a goatee, and a wedding ring. He is telling her about the biblical dude whose…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
Very well, I contradict myself
Last night I dreamt that Walt Whitman, Henry David Thoreau, and Ralph Waldo Emerson were getting frustrated with me because I couldn’t keep them straight and kept calling them by the wrong names.
Arguments I have with myself as if I were my own nagging spouse
Why do you always leave the cupboard doors open? Are they too heavy for you to close? Too busy to take 0.3 seconds out of your life to just shut the damn door? The next…
Thoughts had while taking a Sunday evening bath
1. Like a typical Gemini I have dual personalities, sadly they are both shut-ins 2. This bathtub would be so much better if it were about seven inches longer 3. One person’s doing nothing is…
Party like a used car salesman
The person who lives next to the Golfer (who lives next to Supergenius HQ who lives next to the Native American Drummers) is a used car salesman and he likes to host parties in his…
That’s what the kids are calling it
“I learned about human growth and development,” Jaycie said at 7:20 this morning, a mere five minutes after she arrived. “What’s that?” I asked. “It means getting my. . . ” she started in her…