To say that I’ve been obsessed with Sarah Palin is the kind of understatement that, well, there are no metaphors for. You should consider yourself lucky if you have not had to spend any time…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
How KSTP ruined the fair & other tales from The Great Minnesota Get Together
Six-year-old Cade’s absolute favorite thing about the Minnesota State Fair is KSTP-TV‘s Tornado Alley display. Whenever anyone brings up the Fair he talks incessantly about it. Since he found out we were going to the…
Going to Hell Reason #983: The hurricane sponsorship
Chatting with Wolfdogg earlier this afternoon we were discussing Gustav and the scaled-down RNC and all sorts of current events, because we are cosmopolitan, mature, well-informed adults. At one point I told him how the…
I can’t even begin to get this
Last night I dreamt that Vodo made me park Ruby and swim to Grumpy’s, fully dressed, while smoking a cigarette. Apparently Grumpy’s had been relocated on the shores of Lake What the Fuck and the…
Happy Birthday Christa
Today is Christa’s Birthday. I think she just might be my most favorite person I’ve never met yet. Which is saying a lot. Because I like a lot of people I haven’t met yet including…
Gin-soaked brains and 80s videos
I’ve been trying to write some kind of post to take the place of the last post all day. But stringing together words was way more work than my gin-soaked brain could handle. In fact,…