Last night I dreamt that Vodo made me park Ruby and swim to Grumpy’s, fully dressed, while smoking a cigarette. Apparently Grumpy’s had been relocated on the shores of Lake What the Fuck and the blacktop that is usually there in back was turned into some sort of sandy beach complete with volleyball court.
Peabo did not find the swimming unusual at all. I was pissed because how can you enjoy tator tots while you are soaking wet? Then we had to got a meeting with my third grade teacher, Mrs. Clark to talk about making Charlie the Unicorn handbags.