For the record, I define “cry” as tears falling from your eyes. It could be one or two that slip out or an eye-glass-splashing tsunami of tears. 1.) Because I was singing along with the…
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Day 76 of 200: Some Minor Updates
Update to Day 64: My bowl of glow-in-the-dark candy actually DOES glow in the dark. I discovered this by shining my iPhone’s flashlight on a recently-eaten Kit Kat. I cannot tell you how much this…
Day 75 of 200: The Goldilocks of Coffee Makers
When times are trash and I’m full of despair I like to buy things to shove into the hole in my soul. Usually, I’m much too broke to do this. However, since I spent the…
Day 74 of 200: The 3 Breakfast Day
What were you doing when the freedom left your body as the motherfuckers in the Senate voted to confirm Judge Beer Bong Rapist? I was probably eating breakfast. This isn’t much of a stretch as…
Day 73 of 200: Where Do You Put Your Rage?
I am hollowed out by rage. My work has been trash. I’m exhausted every day. I spend so much time trying to understand what would make a sane, rational person think, “Brett Kavanaugh will be…
Day 72 of 200: Unphotogenic
Tonight for CSA Supperclub I made pulled pork enchiladas with a poblano cream sauce and Spanish rice. I was pretty proud of this meal. I roasted the pork shoulder and the poblanos yesterday in preparation….