The Birthday That Wouldn’t Quit

Oh, Darling Ones,

Today is my 53rd birthday and boy is it being a god-damned day.

My 26-year-old washing machine decided to give up on life, and so my gift from the universe is a busted washer full of dirty water and clothes. Happy birthday, Dear Jodi!

Everything I touched today has turned to shit — I spilled a 40oz glass of ice water on my lap, a bathroom cleaner I ordered leaked all over the toothpaste in the same order, and this here website took a dive and I got spend a lot of time chatting with tech support. Happy birthday, Dear Jodi!

As a gift to myself I’ve decided not to freak out even though a new washer is not in my budget. Nothing is in my budget. Social Security has not let me on the dole yet and I’ve only made $50 thus year according to FreshBooks. So, I guess in the immortal words of Wilma Flintstone & Betty Rubble, I will CHARGE IT!

It’s only money.

I don’t make a big deal out of my birthday anymore, but I still love it.

I’ve heard from all my favorite people. I got to tell them I love them or show them by remembering anniversaries and discussing rock & roll. I had a delicious BBQ dinner with my fam and after my nephew & mom dealt with the washer mess. I have lots of yarn, cute cats, Bob’s Burgers on the TV, and a good book (Run for the Hills by Kevin Wilson) waiting for me at bedtime.

Not too shabby for old Jodi. Plus, I’m here. I did not succumb to all that ails me like the dumb washing machine.

Hope 6/6 was good to you too.

Jodi

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2 Comments

  1. Carol 09.Jun.25 at 11:06 am

    Happy belated birthday! No idea if you remember me but we were in the same blog circle years and years and years ago. (Though this year I decided to throw in the towel). I am thrilled to see your blog is still active, but it looks like I have a lot to catch up on. Wishing you a year of health victories and happiness!

    1. Jodi Chromey 09.Jun.25 at 3:15 pm

      Of course I remember! We were baby bloggers together way back in the early days. I miss those early days when it was all fun and messiness and not influencing and branding. I’m glad you found me again!