In a recent blog post, the author stated she was sad. Upon further reflection she has decided it would be more accurate to describe her emotional state as “mean red” as defined by Holly Golightly in the book (and movie, which the header quote is from, the book mentions sweating and the author believes that we don’t need to talk about sweating at this unprecedented moment in our history where were all in this together during this trying times) Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Truman Capote.

The author would also like you to know that she is addicted to The Zoo on Animal Planet, which she can watch because her youngest sister shared her cable password and it’s pretty much the best thing to happen in all of 2020. The authors would also like you to know that she has a super crush on the Animal Keeper who says, “This is how we do it in the boogie down Bronx” in the intro to the show. His name may or may not be Juan, the author forgot. But she does remember that he has a twin brother who works at the Queens’ zoo.

That is all. The author sincerely regrets the error and is gonna go make a taco salad for dinner now.