All I wanna do is bitch and whine about many inconsequential things that annoyed me today. Today would have been a good day to have co-workers so we could sneak into that unused meeting room where we kept the toaster oven and make some break & bake cookies and then I could vent while eating hot cookies and drinking free Diet Cokes.
Alas! There are no co-workers here and I had to pay for the Diet Cokes and there are no hot cookies. There is a bag of Chips Ahoy in the pantry that I bought a long time ago, but it’s not the same.
I’m convinced all these many things have annoyed me because I’m on the verge of getting my period. This would also make the list of annoying things. I’m 47. I’ve been doing this thing for like 35 years, and I’m done with it.
So here’s a quick list of Anti-Bummers:
1. I saw a bunch of yellow trees and smiled at them as I drove by.
2. I finished the leftover shitty Swedish meatballs.
3. I worked until 7 tonight and finished two things that are due tomorrow so I’m already ahead of the game.
4. This list makes me feel less cranky.