All things considered, the amount of crap pulled from the depths of the shitty green chair wasn’t as embarrassing as it could have been. Sure, there were enough Pop Tart wrappers to fill a new…
Date Archives August 2018
Day 25 of 200: So Long Shitty Chair
The battery on Gladys, my laptop, is draining fast. My goal is to write 200 words of stuff before she dies so I can walk the dogs, and then go upstairs to read Ghosted by…
Day 24 of 200: The August of Counting Crow References
Hello Darling Ones, I’d like to introduce you to Sully. Isn’t he a good boy? Doesn’t he have the best name? I gave it to him. I lobbied hard for Murray, but Sully won. I…
Day 23 of 200: We Can Ride the Boogie
I have nothing profound or interesting to say about the death of Aretha Franklin, though I spent most of the day listening to her. To be frank, I don’t have anything profound or interesting to…
Day 22 of 200: Obsessed with Baby Teeth
I’ve spent the last 36 hours reading, thinking about, or thinking about reading Baby Teeth a compact, claustrophobic horror show of a novel by Zoje Stage. It was SO GOOD! Stage’s book grabs you by…
Day 21 of 200: Subway Bakes My Bread Up Fresh
When it comes to the Sandwich Shop version of the What if game my family is divided. A majority of them are Team Jimmy John with a small minority being Team Subway. I’m all alone…