Because You Asked: The 10 Best Rolling Stones’ Songs According to Me

My friend Hotrod is looking for a fight, so I made this list. You’d think after all these years he’d tire of me always putting him in his place, but he’s not.

A few notes:
You won’t find “Sympathy for the Devil” here because songs over five minutes bug the crap out of me, even ones by The Rolling Stones.

Also, I just want to say I really hate “Angie.” Like, I really really hate it as if it were written by the Barenaked Ladies and performed by No Doubt.

Finally, I was lazy and undisciplined and included many songs from the same album/era. Suck it.

So here, in no particular order, the Rolling Stones’ 10 Best Songs According to Me.

Get Off My Cloud
Sometimes when I get bored with playing “what was your first concert” & “what was your first concert you paid your own money to see” I like to play “What is your favorite song by” and then insert some band with about a kajillion great songs.

When it comes to the Stones, depending on my mood, I will answer with “Dead Flowers” or this one.

First, handclaps automatically add 15% awesome to a song. Second, I like the cranky joyous curmudgeonly aspect of this song. I like to think of myself as a cranky joyous curmudgeon. And the drum lead into the handclappy chorus is just fucking awesome.

Rocks Off
I’m not generally a fan of the drug songs. Drugs don’t appeal to me or amuse me or fascinate me at all. That being said, I will take all of The Stones’ drug songs over any of The Velvet Underground’s drug songs. Confession: I do not like The Velvet Underground and I will not apologize for that anymore. This one makes the list because of “the sunlight bores the daylights out of me.” I love word play like this (see: love of Paul Westerberg).

Beast of Burden
This is a sentimental favorite because it makes me think of my friend FFJ. Confession for more years than I care to admit, I thought the lyrics included the line “suck a duck” and I thought that stupid, nonsense line ruined the song.

Miss Amanda Jones
This one wins because of that fabulous little drum fill at about 1:16 and the lyric “she looks quite delightfully stoned,” which makes me laugh. Also, its use in “Some Kind of Wonderful” even though Drummergirl was where it was at and not at all with Amanda Jones.

Let’s Spend the Night Together
Jangly piano + promise of long, fulfilling sex = Hell yes.

The reason I love this one is pretty stupid, but, well, here it is: I like all the shatter, chatter, matter, tatter, batter rhyming. I bet Dr. Seuss loved the hell out of this song. Also handclaps.

Far Away Eyes
I like honky-tonk. I really like honky-tonk by The Stones.

Under My Thumb
Yes, I’m a feminist and yes I still enjoy “Under My Thumb.” Some people might find this contradiction worrisome and those people can shove it. First, Rock & Roll in general is misogynistic. I get that, and thanks to my deity of choice (Ellen Willis in case you’ve forgotten), I’m starting to learn how to intellectually reconcile the misogyny in songs I love with my feminism.

I go easier on songs where you can easily change the ‘she’ to ‘he’ and get the same damn song. That works with “Under My Thumb.” And, really, let those amongst us who’ve never been in an “Under My Thumb” situation (as either the thumb owner or the one under it) cast the first stone.

This one wins because of that baseline. Also handclaps. Also marimba. (bonus points for being used in the Scott Pilgrim movie)

Wild Horses
You have to be made of stone with a McNugget for a heart not to be affected by heartbroken Mick’s plaintive “No sweeping exits or off stage lines, could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind.”

Dead Flowers
Even I can concede that this is not The Stones’ best song, however it is still my favorite. There’s just something about the tension between the heroin-y lyrics and the country music with Jagger’s weird not quite fitting in with the song vocals.

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  1. M-----l 17.Jul.12 at 10:28 pm

    I was all ready to mock your list due to (what I assumed would be) your failure to include “Dead Flowers”. But there it was right at the end. I was almost disappointed.

    1. Jodi 18.Jul.12 at 6:47 am

      Sorry to disappoint. I’m a big fan of “Dead Flowers” and used to collect cover versions of the song.

  2. hotrod 18.Jul.12 at 6:16 am

    Hey – our lists overlap by three songs. That’s pretty good. More than I expected.

    In no particular order, here at the real top ten:
    Let It Bleed
    Tumbling Dice
    Rocks Off
    I Am Waiting
    Out Of Time
    She’s A Rainbow
    Beast Of Burden
    Can’t You Hear Me Knocking
    Monkey Man
    Under My Thumb

    1. Jodi 18.Jul.12 at 6:43 am

      Paul Westerberg once said “Tumbling Dice” was the best rock & roll song ever. I just wasn’t in the mood for it last night. Also, She’s a Rainbow barely missed the top 10. It’s on my 23-song best of stones playlist though.

      Finally, your lack of Dead Flowers completely invalidates your list. Try again.

      1. hotrod 18.Jul.12 at 8:46 am

        Townes van Zandt recorded a better version of the song. Any time a cover is better than the original, that invalidates the original from appearing on any ten-best list.

  3. Wolfdogg 18.Jul.12 at 7:09 am

    A quality list, expected to see Ruby Tuesday (shows what I know) Mine would differ greatly, but not because yours is lacking. (inclusion of Wild Horses not withstanding). Tough to stop at ten.

    Gimme Shelter
    Tumblin’ Dice
    Lovin’ Cup
    Dead Flowers
    Torn And Frayed
    The Last Time
    Hang Fire
    Street Fighting Man
    Sweet Virginia
    Waiting On A Friend

    1. Jodi 18.Jul.12 at 7:19 am

      Even though logically I understand Ruby Tuesday is a Stones song, I always think of the Rod Stewart version when I think of the song, which is a shame because the Stones’ version is better.

      Sweet Virginia and Shattered had to arm wrestle for the spot on the Top 10, and the rhyming won.

  4. Lesley 18.Jul.12 at 7:28 am

    Pretty Beat Up from Undercover (not one of their more popular albums) always makes my top 10. So chill. Shadoobie.

    1. Jodi 18.Jul.12 at 7:30 am

      Shadoobie. One the better made up rock & roll words.


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