Is Jack Kerouac overrated?
Yes. I’ve read On the Road three times and still don’t like it. The Dharma Bums was unreadable.
Tweedy song about quitting job?
How do I lose my virginity to my sister?
You don’t, unless you’re locked in the attic by your flaky mom and evil grandmother for like five years.
How to make an ugly girl pretty?
Take off her glasses, haven’t you ever seen a movie?
How tall is Jeff Tweedy?
I’m not sure, but I bet Robin knows.
Why does Jodi Picoult hate The Notebook by Nicolas Sparks so much?
I had no idea she hated the book. My guess is that she has taste and Nicolas Sparks writes crappy pap.
Are girls with tattoos easy?
Some of them are. Some of them aren’t.
Am I incapable of fidelity?
Yes, I believe you are.
Should a copywriter know the history and structure of language?
What is the theme of My Happy Life by Lydia Millet?
That even when life sucks your attitude makes all the difference in how bad the suck is.
Why do boys love baseball?
I don’t know, it make them cuter? I’m not sure why boys who love baseball are cuter than boys who love football or hockey, but they are.
In the book The Road by Cormac McCarthy why doesn’t the author use apostrophes in the negatives?
Annoying writerly affectation is my guess.
Why don’t men like tall women?
Because they are insecure about their penises.