Answering the Goolgers Questions: Doing my part to keep karma from kicking ass

What is the name of space between scrotum and anus?
Taint

pretty little don’t do what it used to lyrics looking like a train wreck
Save it For a Rainy Day by The Jayhawks

who sings damn i wish i was your lover?
Sophie B. Hawkins

have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought damn i’m hot!?
No.

is bret michaels bald
Yes, I think so. His wig looks like a Barbie’s hair.

are they going to make a movie of nicholas sparks the wedding
If there is any sort of justice in the world, no.

classy word for horny
aroused
excited
stimulated

Songs about grumpy people?
Most everything by Paul Westerberg.

who is the mother of bret michaels kids?
Kristi Gibson is the mother of one of them, possibly both.

my girlfriend gave me a chance to dare her to do anything what should i dare her?
I’d dare her to do the dishes for like a year.

rhymes with fun
Run
Sun
Gun
Done
One
Regina

does my mom find out when i lose my virginity?
Not unless someone tells her.

where is the jump rope capital of the world?
Bloomer, Wisconsin

what year did the song tin man by america come out?
1974

will matt beat me to $25
All signs point to yes.

is kharma going to kick my ass
Yes. Karma probably will too.

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4 Comments

  1. Peabo 20.Feb.08 at 11:02 am

    Totally the most fabulous edition ever.

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  2. Thomas 20.Feb.08 at 1:02 pm

    Your forgot tumescent member.

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  3. rgjabs 21.Feb.08 at 8:50 am

    Hmmm, I wonder if Kathleen Turner is the googler behind any of these questions. Don’t assume that she was googling herself – she may have found iwilldare.com by googling about scrotums and anuses.

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  4. david 21.Feb.08 at 1:51 pm

    These would make a wonderful poetry chapbook. I can imagine the readings now…

    Reply

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