Answering the Googlers’ Questions XIII: In praise of the serial comma

Who is the blow job queen in MN?
I had no idea there was such a thing. I’m assuming there is some sort of pageant held at like the Radison in Roseville with contestants swapping tips on how to fight the gag reflex.

Is confusion caused by not using serial commas?
Yes. Oddly enough we were just talking about this in class last night. There is no reason not to use it. I believe AP is the only styleguide that advocates against it. I’m sure back in the olden days when newspapers were still relevant and people were throwing type and had to set each character individually that extra comma cost time and money. NOT ANYMORE. Sheesh people, put the comma in. It makes things much simpler. Really. Just do it.

What does sleeping with a book under your pillow mean?
You are weird and/or lazy. Unless it’s Self-Help by Lorrie Moore then it means you’re a genius who probably has a bright future in literature.

Is Stephanie Meyer sexist?
I don’t know. I’ve never met her. However, her Twilight series of books are awfully sexist and, frankly, dangerous. In those books she portrays what can only be described as an abusive relationship as romance. Scary shit, folks.

What is recoupable debt?
A scam. Please see this.

Someone at work called me a hobbit, what should I do?
Kick him in the knee.

How do i know if i ruined it?
It will look funny or taste bad or sound horrible or smell awful.

What should I give my boyfriend for the third day of Christmas?
A blowjob.

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