Things I have to do today even though I don’t want to

  1. Put on pants
  2. Update my resume

Also, I dreamt the other night that I went to prom with Justin Timberlake. Not as a goofy teenager, no I went to prom as a goofy thirty-seven year old. Also, I had a bob. Also, Justin kept trying to take pictures of us with his iPhone so he could tweet about the prom, but I was making funny faces all the time. He was annoyed. I woke up not surprised.

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1 Comment

  1. UH 30.Sep.09 at 10:26 pm

    A “bob” means a “battery-operated boyfriend” in this neck of the woods, which makes this whole thing even weirder than you think.

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