Executive Decision #1: Instead of saying that I am unemployed, I am going to say that I am a freelance writer who works from home and is considering full-time employment. I mean, it’s true and all, but I decided that it’s all about how you look at things. Right? Right?
Executive Decision #2: I am going to value what I do even if it doesn’t bring in a lotta bucks. Every word I commit to paper/pixel has got to lead to something, right? It’s part of some cosmic plan that will turn out in the end. Having faith has never been a strong suit of mine and I’m having a really hard time just giving myself over to things will work out in the end. I’ve never been much of a control freak but not knowing if/when the next paycheck is coming has been hella hard. However, I am getting better at it. Though I do reserve the right to lose my shit in a few weeks when the mortgage is due again.
Executive Decision #3: It’s totally okay to have a Little Debbie Snack Cake with your second cup of coffee as long as you’ve already eaten breakfast.
Update to the Supergenius Communications Policy: I don’t communicate before 9 a.m. Which is a loosening of the Supergenius Communications Policy because back when I worked at the Hell, Inc. it was 10 a.m.