8:16 a.m. is not too early to have an orgasm

Sure, I’m gonna be late for work. But some things must be shared immediately. I was just perusing Reveille and learned that Andrew Bird is gonna open for Wilco on October 10.

HOLY SHIT! Andrew Bird + Jeff Tweedy in one night? I am not sure if my heart can handle that. As you well know both gentlemen have been long-time residents of the Imaginary Boyfriend List

This just proves that I was, in fact, right and that someone in the universe loves me and wants me to be happy.

Of course, because I am the bittersweetheart, I am convinced I will get hit by a bus sometime in December.

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9 Comments

  1. Lori 25.Sep.07 at 9:08 am

    I share that same sense of fatalism. When things go well, I am convinced something bad will happen. Getting run over by mass transit never crossed my mind, but I’ll add that to the list of potential tragedies. Thanks for expanding my neurosis!

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  2. Jodi 25.Sep.07 at 9:14 am

    Thank you! I consider it a good day when I can help make the insane a little insanier.

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  3. shokkou 25.Sep.07 at 9:19 am

    But you’d die happy with a heart full of anticipation! Best way to go imo.

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  4. Gil Hicks 25.Sep.07 at 9:23 am

    well, did you come or what?

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  5. Peabo 25.Sep.07 at 11:46 am

    I’m pretty sure that 8:16am is too early to USE the word Orgasm.

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  6. Jodi 25.Sep.07 at 2:14 pm

    Prude-o, it’s never too early to use the word orgasm.

    And Gil? I am not up on my Mallrats, but doesn’t he shout something like “God, you pervert, that’s private.”

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  7. Brodie Bruce 25.Sep.07 at 4:07 pm

    Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

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  8. RJ 25.Sep.07 at 11:58 pm

    Tweedy. Bird.

    Makes me wonder what the concert t’s will look like.

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  9. Jodi 26.Sep.07 at 8:20 am

    Oh no, you didn’t.

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