Your desire for me at this point must be totally overwhelming. I’ve had the Make Sweet Sweet Love to me Vibe going full-blast all day. It will all be over soon. I am about to…
Date Archives 2006
a tinny phantom of a smooch like smack on an aluminum can
Well men of planet earth, I realize that right about now your desire to make sweet, sweet love to me has just about reached a fever pitch. I promise that my patent-pending Make Sweet Sweet…
well she couldn’t cut loose with her mommy around (or on music lyrics, the ‘mats, and on being a total fangirl of the worst kind)
When I was teenager, I spent a lot of time sitting on my bedroom floor in front of my K-mart stereo with a notebook in my lap. There I would compulsively play 30 seconds of…
the saddest tator tots in the all the land
Sister #4 is in Boise for the next six days. to celebrate having Supergenius Headquarters all to my lonesome, i ran up in and down the stairs in my birthday suite, hung my bra from…
the odd disruptions in the atmosphere are totally my fault
When I was driving to work today, I noticed that just about every other car I passed, flashed it’s lights at me, or honked it’s horn. I checked to make sure my brights weren’t accidentally…
beverage watch 2006*
Because I am all about keeping the entire internet updated on my beverage consumption, I have come to tell you about Lipton Diet Green Tea with Citrus. This is something Al, the cutest girl on…