my transformation to an old man is officially complete. i’ve gone from the kind of girl who spends her nights laying on the couch in her underpants reading comic books to the kind of girl who falls asleep in the chair watching tv.

for the past two nights i’ve been happily watching the olympics and the next thing i know i’m waking up and 20 minutes have passed. then i’m conscious for about 12 minutes and before i know it, i’m waking up again. i have turned into my dad, i’ve turned into everyone’s dad.

how did this happen? what is wrong with me?