i completely blame the fact that i didn’t get to make sweet sweet love to mike doughty on the sisters of Delta Delta Delta. the sisters were totally screwing with my vibe. first there was the ass grabber. now, while i’m all for a little ass-grab between couples, i am against it when it messes with my mojo. see, everytime teeny tiny blonde Delta went to grab the ass of her balding short boyfriend, she hit me in the stomach with her elbow. you’d think this would deter the ass-grabbing, but it did not. eventually ass-grabber and her BF moved away from me, only to be replaced by three other sisters from Delta Delta Delta.

first we were subjected to the blond tri-delt talk endlessly about how as a birthday present for herself she’s going to donate her hair to locks of love, because she thinks it’s really, really, really important to donate and stuff. why this is an important thing to discuss while Mike Doughty is bringing the rock is beyond me.

and, i have to admit, that most of my make sweet sweet love vibe was turned into an oh please just go away vibe that i was sending to Erin. Erin was one of the tri-delts, the one who stood directly in front of me in the place formerly occupied by the ass grabber. i am pretty sure that Erin with her perky brunette ponytail is the northern cousin of Robin’s Interpretive Dance Girl.

when she wasn’t sucking on a bottle of Newcastle, Erin (and i know that was her name because Hair Donater screeched ‘Erin look at the message I got’ in the middle of ‘Unsingable Name’) was waving her hands in the air like she was testifying at Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show. i really enjoyed the part where she would tap the side of her head whenever Doughty would sing “That rings in my mind now” and then she would strum an air guitar located somewhere in the vicinity of her forehead whenever he sang “and sturms me like a string.” i was gonna kill her, but then i decided it might be better really to just say ‘sugar, you are embarrassing yourself.’ but instead, i just sort of shook my head and made fun of her with wolfdogg. of course, Damon got the last laugh on Interpretive Dance Girl when he slipped an empty bottle into her giant bag.

and, since life is all about balance, i must talk about those who do not deserve smiting but rather a big, giant hug.

those would be the totally rad guy who walked around in the Matthew Sweet Altered Beast t-shirt, he kept walking by and if my vibes weren’t doing double time with the smiting and the make sweet sweet love i totally would have stopped him in his tracks to give him the endless love and style points he so deserved.

then, there was the tall blonde cutie in the geek glasses. he was standing next to wolfdogg, who was standing behind me. at some point in the show, TBCGG turned to wolfdogg and said “do they shove all the tall guys back here.” and i can’t remember what wolfdogg said, but i turned and smiled at him, the cutie (not wolf) because he was so cute and tall. and there’s not much more i love than tall and cute.