tales of a 27th grade nothing

do you remember that scene in Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing where Peter Hatcher is talking about how much he loves fruity fruit punch and how if you split open his veins you’d probably find them filled with seven fruit juciy flavors? (it’s the scene where he drank so much of it at a school party that he really, really has to pee, but Fudge or his mom or something is in the bathroom so he pees in a potted plant).

anyway, if you split open my veins, i’m sure you’d find them full of almonds, chocolate covered raisins, and probably the song “Rollerskate Skinny” by Olds 97.

in other news, i’m about ready to perform a double masectomy on myself. never in my life have i had such painful breasts. i mean generally i’m a big fan of them, probably their biggeset fan. but this month if someone even looks at them they hurt. and that’s not any kind of fun at all.

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  1. UH 30.Jun.05 at 4:19 pm

    I thought I was their biggest fan. Sorry to hear they’re causing you grief.

  2. jodi 30.Jun.05 at 4:30 pm

    i’d give them to you but i’m sure i’d miss them after awhile.

    i’m going to go home and self-medicate and it will all be better after a nap.

  3. PeeWee 30.Jun.05 at 4:47 pm

    Well, they don’t call you Chesty LaRue for nothing.
    My best friend has leetle boobies, and when she complains of breast tenderness, we just tell her to take half an aspirin and shut up.

  4. UH 30.Jun.05 at 5:00 pm

    At least you don’t tell her to take a St. Joseph’s childrens’ chewable.

    That would just be harsh.

  5. Judy Blume 30.Jun.05 at 6:30 pm

    That was “Superfudge,” not “Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing.”

  6. PeeWee 30.Jun.05 at 8:59 pm

    children’s chewable…duly noted. hee hee!

  7. Kristy 05.Jul.05 at 12:06 am

    It was Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing…..and I recall fondly.