dear jess,

i am so sorry. so so so sorry. please accept these my sincerest of apologies. it was cruel and unusual to subject you to such a meaningful rendition of Cory Hart’s seminal hit “Never Surrender,” especially when you were trying to peacefully digest your lunch. but sometimes jess, these things cannot be helped. i can admit, however, that my singing of the sax solo was probably a bit overkill.

if your child is born with bad music tastes, i will take full responsibility.

love,
jodi, who will never surrender