As I type this sentence it is 5:55 a.m. I’ve been awake for 55 minutes, out of bed for 25…
Posts tagged Insomnia
The Village Green Preservation Society can fuck itself
I did not sleep well last night and I blame The Kinks. Or maybe it’s writing group’s fault because a…
77 cheeseburgers
From the time I got my first pink walkman and a cassette of Chicago’s “17” I would listen to music…
Breaking the law
Every since that one December where I only slept like 30 hours the entire month, I’ve been super rigorous about…
The disorder that dare not speak its name
Dear 6 a.m. I have written many letters to your slutty younger sister 6:30 a.m. about how much I detest…
Out of the penalty box
I had to spend two days in the penalty box for unhumanlike conduct. I had a nasty bout of insomnia…
Baby, it’s 3 a.m. I must be George Michael
I am not sure what is the worst part of being away at 3:07 a.m. It could be, well, being…
Letter from an insomniac
Dear Jodi, It’s your fault, stupid. You were kind of cold and a little droopy-eyed and you wanted to be…
forgetful
Fuck, it’s 11:09 p.m. and I forgot to go to bed early. I hate when I do that.
Sometimes the fates give you exactly what you need
For the past week or so someone has been doing some in-depth research here on iwilldare.com about the TTHM. I…