so i am drunk, again. well, again because i’ve been drunk before but really i haven’t been drunk or semi-drunk since 2001, well it was christmas eve anyway and does that mean i have a problem?
i am worried that i might have a problem.
see, i am a little stressed out and worried about the stuff going down on the workplace front. i was tense. uberduber tense on the drive home this night. in fact, i was totally freaking out and having mini-panic attacks about every 6.92 seconds. i was sure i was gonna crash ruby and kill myself. i was driving like a gramma and it was driving me nuts.
so when i got home i decide it might be a good idea to have a little glass of wine to maybe relax and what not. really it quite bothers me that i thought a glass of wine would relax me because i amr eally afriad of maybe being an alcoholic because i drank so much in college and really how do you know when it’s a problem. there ought to be some sort of quiz or something like www.amianalcoholicornot.com you know?
so anyway, one glass lead to another glass and mostly i was buzzing well before the end of the first glass and i only had the second glass because it seemed to taste so tasty with the hershey’s nuggest with almonds (for nutritional information please call 1-800-468-1714) that i had for dinner. shut up, i know i have to go grocery shopping.
but so, i am sitting her in my underpants (they are boring cotton with blue and purple stripes, i just looked down to chekc for you because i know you care darling ones) and i am wearing my new orangey orange shirt and one sock. i am not sure what happened to the other sock. i am not sure why i haven’t taken off the other sock (it’s the right sock that is currently adorning my right foot for inquiring minds). i remeber taking off my bra, but i don’t know what happened to the left sock.
sad thing is, i was hoping that maybe the wine would help me sleep (because sleep and i are having a bit of tiff) and it’s like 12:01am and i’m not really tired at all, even with the 2 glasses of wine.