bring me the diet coke

“oh, will you get me a diet coke.”
“sure, need your caffiene?”
“i need an iv caffiene drip.”
“have you ever tried red bull or jolt?”
“oh no, i can’t have that. even a cup of coffee is too much for me.”
“really?”
“yeah, i get super annoying and everything.”
“more than usual?”
“it’s like me but twice as annoying.”

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5 Comments

  1. bitterman 11.Dec.02 at 10:42 am

    yes. diet coke. bring me one as well.

  2. tim 11.Dec.02 at 10:43 am

    That’s really, really hard to imagine.

  3. jodi 11.Dec.02 at 10:54 am

    you adore me, why don’t you just admit it?

  4. UH 11.Dec.02 at 11:11 am

    Two weeks ago, I quit drinking anything with caffeine in it. I don’t really miss it much, but some mornings are a little harder to endure than others.

    This announcement has been brought to you by the committee to keep UH from having any fun whatsoever.

  5. ook 17.Sep.04 at 2:19 pm

    What the heck is this about?

    Btw, diet coke is bad for ya..