dear abby’s substitute

dear darling ones,

say some super duper someone sent you a nice gift from your wishlist. say that you don’t really know if it is, in fact, intended as a “holiday” gift, or if it’s merely a “you’re a super wonderful jodi” gift. ok, so say all that– can you open it right now? can you just tear into it with wicked glee? or would etiquette require that you wait until the proper holiday and then open the gift? please, please help me.

signed,
tormented in toledo

p.s. double or nothing outlaw that it doesn’t happen again.

(Visited 11 times, 1 visits today)

3 Comments

  1. sheila 11.Dec.02 at 2:27 pm

    RIP IT OPEN ALREADY!!

    Reply
  2. darksyde 11.Dec.02 at 6:39 pm

    The opening of gifts once they have been recieved is entirely dependant upon the recipient, especially when they are so far away. You may choose to see it as “holiday” related, and in general, it is, but is also because you are a “super wonderful Jodi”, who’s weblog has provided me with much needed diversion from the boringness of my every day life, as well as fuel for fantasies about amazonian type women. It is for you, not for some specific date in time.

    Reply
  3. me 11.Dec.02 at 8:50 pm

    open it open it open it open it 😀

    Reply

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.