why is it that i feel so weird for having such a lusty crush on the postmaster?
maybe it’s because he’s old enough to be my father. maybe it’s because he’s bald with a very little bit of grey hair. maybe it’s the whole cliff claven thing. postmen aren’t supposed to be sexxy are they?
but he’s just so damn fine and a voice like velvet. i’m guessing he must be pushing 50. but i just can’t help myself. i really must go to the post office more often.
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Velvet voices do it for you, eh? Well you should hear me right now.
I have the kind of voice that you only get when you’re running in and out of buildings that have air conditioning. Sure, it feels a little scratchy, but the overall tone is akin to a Barry White.
But, I’m not old enough to be your father, I have a full head of hair and only a few strands of grey. I am, however, filled with useless Claveniesque knowlege.
Let me know if you need a recording or something. 🙂
Thomas, are you her mailman?
No, I’m just an ordinary guy in Michigan.