one hot chili pepper

yeah, could dave navarro be any hotter? i am not usually one to pine after rock stars. i mean i had my crush on michael jackson and all. plus there is that odd paul westerberg thing i got going on (but that’s not sexual at all, it’s intellectual. . . really). but my god. . . dave navarro is just like the sexxiest thing on earth. i see him and all thoughts turn to sex. . . it doesn’t help that he’s singing about “love between your thighs” on the tonight show. gah! what i wouldn’t give to drive to the boy store and order a dave navarro with a side of lube and a six pack of condoms for the night. he’s just raw sex in black-leather pants. and he’s a gemini. . . so we’re perfect. rats! he just said his girlfriend gave him a car for his birthday. stinky! i’d still do him.

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  1. Skattie 20.Jun.01 at 12:09 am

    I beg to differ. The hottest musician is PJ Harvey. Or Julianna Hatfield.

  2. jodi 20.Jun.01 at 12:13 am

    well sure. . . if you like chicks. wait, scratch that. you’re wrong, dead wrong. liz phair is the hottest chick singer.

  3. sc0tt 20.Jun.01 at 8:24 am



  4. mickmars 20.Jun.01 at 8:36 am

    i once saw dave navarro’s ass live and in person. i think every time i’ve seen the chilipeppers i end up seeing someone’s ass.

    you should read his book. he sure does like hookers and smack. rawk!

  5. kaitlin 20.Jun.01 at 10:12 am

    i have to agree with skattie there. i saw pj harvey when she opened for U2 and DAMN! she made me wish i was a man, or a lesbian. i refer to her performance as “liquid sex.”

  6. Skattie 20.Jun.01 at 11:06 am

    Well, yeah, Liz Phair is pretty spiffy, too. But she hasn’t been on my “list” as long as the others. Plus PJ has been in a Hal Hartley film, which automatically elevates her in my eyes.


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