since i continually break the fifth commandment of the jodiverse, i decided it would be a good idea to create a new commandment and promptly break it.

thou shalt not watch sex and the city while eating haagen daz on a lonely tuesday night after having gotten up at 6am that morning and then write.

it’s the new 11th commandment. i think there are 14 commandments of the jodiverse, but i have only identified two. i will keep you updated as the commandments come to me.

anyway, the reason for the new 11th commandment. see, if you are up at 6am you are tired by the time like 5pm rolls around. you are just ass dragging exhausted. especially if your body has decided, all on its one, that it’s perfectly logical and neccessary to get up at 6am– even though the aforementioned body decided it would be a really good idea not to go to bed until after midnight or one or something insane.

so yes, exhausted.

add to that watching sex and the city (season three, i got it for my birthday) and carrie is all miserable and she’s crying and your crying in your haagen daz because well, you are eating haagen daz and crying over sex and the city and just generally feeling lonely– not so good (and count=7)

so yes, i could write a bunch of miserable lonely stuff. but i’m not going to. because i just really don’t have the energy for a pity party.