oh lordy, i am tired. you’d be amazed how much miller high life in a can a man can drink on a monday night whilst bowling. i was shocked and amazed. he kept interrupting the…
Date Archives 2000
never mind nirvana
So I am reading “Never Mind Nirvana” by Mark Lindquist. More acurately i am bingeing on Never Mind Nirvana. I started this afternoon, i’m on page 215. This is nothing but sheer book bulemia. I…
american psycho
if anyone is wondering, the movie American Psycho is as stinky as the novel. every time christian bale speaks he sounds like a gameshow host. i don’t think bateman would have sounded like a game…
sick of you
you ever have a friend just get sick of you? you cannot fathom why, just they don’t want anything to do with you anymore? i hate when that happens. it hurts my feelings. getting your…
i almost died
bee stings are not fun. being rushed to the hospital because you can’t breathe is even less fun. yesterday i was being a good samaritan (and trying to con my parents into buying me a…