welcome to my dreamlife starring: tom cruise, m. doughty and leonardo dicaprio. this is what happens when i sleep too much. i have funky dreams about strange people. yes, last night i dreamt that m….
Date Archives 2000
breakfast in the jodiverse
liz phair, cold pizza and cran-raspberry juice. it’s breakfast time in the jodiverse again. i can’t remember what i dreamt about last night, but i woke up with a brand-new bruise. it’s on the third…
raining and thundering
it’s raining and thundering. it’s thundering so loud that it’s making me jump and my heart pound. it makes the cats fly to my feet. i can hear the hail bouncing off the cars out…
the great state fair
***my personality analysis by televac*** you have trouble getting sufficient rest and relaxation. you are always ready to have a good time. anything out of the ordinary fascinates you. you have a special way of…
valhalla of corndogs
yes! tomorrow i do the valhalla of corndogs. it’s the great minnesota get togther. the state fair. it’s been a family tradition since i was about 2. of course, i have to be up and…
the misc aisle
i think stores, like target, need a misc aisle. an aisle where you can find stuff that you aren’t quite sure where it’d be catergorized. this aisle would contain stuff like q-tips. ok i can’t…