oh lordy, i am tired. you’d be amazed how much miller high life in a can a man can drink on a monday night whilst bowling. i was shocked and amazed. he kept interrupting the good parts of my book (“love songs of the tone deaf”).

i got a new pen catalog (yes, i get pen catalogs, i am a nerd what do you expect? victoria’s secret?). i am in love with this groovy purpley and reddish fountain pen by delta. at $212, it’s a steal. anyone wanna buy it for me? it’s less than nine months until my birthday. so you can get it now and have all that stress of what to get me taken off you.