i believe i have reached the high-point of my musical career. i have created the best mix tape of all time. i know, i know you all thought it’d be impossible to top my rendition…
Date Archives 2000
bloody footprints
ok, i took a nap and only dreamed about an old catholic church/school being turned into a haunted casino. last night’s epsiode must have been caused by the girl cheese sammich. also, i broke the…
strange things are afoot at
strange things are afoot at the circle-J last night i dreamt that the portal to the afterlife was located in my basement. i was living in grammu’s old house on Apgar street. Dead people came…
never gonna get a man
i was supposed to be wedding shopping with sister #3. but the thought of looking at ribbon to make pew bows made me want to pick out my liver with a used spork. i ducked…
gah! i?ve been outed
gah! i’ve been outed. i am nothing but a poser. while i do own all the books in the library photo. i have yet to read them all. ok? i haven’t finished infinite jest yet….
more flood dreams
roddy doyle wrote a novel called “the woman who walked into doors.” if someone wanted to write a book about me they could call it “the girl who dreamed about flooding and celebrities.” yes, more…