i just spent over $160 on soft, shiny and good-smelling girlie stuff. i have no buyer’s remorse. but that might change next week when all i get to eat are ramen noodles and peanut butter….
Date Archives October 2000
the weird dreams are back!
the weird dreams are back! last night i dreamt that i had to break the heart of david hyde pierce (you know niles crane). i had to tell him it was the tv character, niles…
hi, i am cute tonight.
hi, i am cute tonight. really, i am cute. i got my eyebrows done. this involved lying on a table while a cute girl rubbed good smelling stuff into my bert-like eyebrows. the she spread…
this just in from the
this just in from the rather cranky celebrity judge in st.louis: here is my ruling. all decisions are final. void where prohibited by states really just too close to canada. contest entry : not stellar,…
hmm. . . i think
hmm. . . i think my strange dreamlife must be worrying the readers of iwilldare.com. i got this story:“Study Shows Why Your Dreams Are So Weird.” from not one, but two different individuals. i am…
if us four sisters make
if us four sisters make it the next 7 days without killing each other, it really will be a miracle. i think this wedding will be the death of one of us. pray for me….
I’ve been so busy at
I’ve been so busy at work that The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature sat undected in my work in-box for an entire day. yes, it’s a travesty, i know. it’s sitting there, over on…
a very cute geminiboy told
a very cute geminiboy told me he thought i’d dig this site. he was right.
last night i dreamt about
last night i dreamt about my toes. i dreamt that the middle toe and the pinky toe (in little piggy talk, the one that had roast beef and the one that cried wee, wee, wee…