hi, i am cute tonight. really, i am cute. i got my eyebrows done. this involved lying on a table while a cute girl rubbed good smelling stuff into my bert-like eyebrows. the she spread…
Date Archives October 2000
this just in from the
this just in from the rather cranky celebrity judge in st.louis: here is my ruling. all decisions are final. void where prohibited by states really just too close to canada. contest entry : not stellar,…
hmm. . . i think
hmm. . . i think my strange dreamlife must be worrying the readers of iwilldare.com. i got this story:“Study Shows Why Your Dreams Are So Weird.” from not one, but two different individuals. i am…
if us four sisters make
if us four sisters make it the next 7 days without killing each other, it really will be a miracle. i think this wedding will be the death of one of us. pray for me….
I?ve been so busy at
I’ve been so busy at work that The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature sat undected in my work in-box for an entire day. yes, it’s a travesty, i know. it’s sitting there, over on…
a very cute geminiboy told
a very cute geminiboy told me he thought i’d dig this site. he was right.