On New Year’s Eve as Sister #2 was discussing her goals for 2011 she said she wanted to create a writing schedule and stick to it. “I just want to write again,” I said. She…
Posts tagged Whiny
Harshing the ho-ho-ho: A mini rant in the form of a list
Isn’t it some sort of grocery store law that if you’ve backed more than halfway out of your space the fucker who comes barreling up behind you just has to wait until you’ve finished? That’s…
Things that have caused me to throw my head back and whine like a 2 year old, a list
I have a cold. I’ve had it since Friday and it has reduced me to a snotty (literally) 2-year-old brat (figuratively). Things that have caused me to whine audibly in a manner unbecoming a 38-year-old…
I wish I was this kind of person
1. The Clean Freak Supergenius HQ is dusty and full of cat hair. So much of it, in fact, that it looks like my entire house is in some sort of hazy soft focus. If…
Macaroni & Cheese you are my Everest
“I can’t even make banana bread there’s no way I could make meth,” I told Robert (of Inglorious Bastards/Bitches, my new writing group, fame) on Tuesday night. We were talking about how you get carded…