Hi Darling Ones, I frequently like to joke about how rude Time & Math are and how they hurt my feelings all the damn time. Today both of those fuckers hurt my feelings and while…
Posts tagged what a drag it is getting old
One Foot in the Door, the Other One in the Grave
Friends, Romans, Darling Ones, lend me your ears, It is 6:01 p.m. on Monday the 28th of June as I type this. I’ve already eaten dinner. To be perfectly honest, I ate dinner four Hi-Chews,…
The World Has Turned & Left Me Here, or Weezer’s Blue Album makes me feel old
Now that the weather has gotten slightly chillier than it was before, The Tibbles have totally conned me into giving them rides to school. This is not because they want to spend more time with…
All My References Date Me
(Please feel free to sing Pearl Jam’s “W.M.A.” when you read the title to this post. My brain seems to think it’s Weird Al lately, turning everything into a parody song. Last week Bookslut’s Michael…
I seem to lean on old familar ways
I’ve been singing Paul Simon’s “Still Crazy After All These Years” in my head for about a week now. There’s nothing that I can do to get it out of my head. It’s there when…
I dusted bookshelves for this
Two days of cleaning, a day and a half of cooking, a gallon each of homemade soup and chili, dusted bookcases and I was practically stood up. Yeah. No aunts or uncles or cousins. One…