This is the third nomination and first win for Software Man. Here’s why: “Hey are you gonna be here Thursday or Friday?” I asked. “No I am going to someplace you have already forgotten the…
Posts tagged what a drag it is getting old
No babies for me or, what’s really been bugging me
Last week one of my friends told me he/she is expecting a new baby. No names, unfortunately, because he/she is not ready to divulge such information. I, of course, am so excited that I want…
How narcoplepsy is ruining my life
It’s not very often that I feel all “I’m so old.” But when they come (like when The Grad told me he was in 5th or 6th grade when Weezer’s Blue Album came out), they…
Old, lame, and vulnerable
My stomach and I are still not on speaking terms. Actually, it’s talking all the damn time, I’m just not talking to it. I was so sick and rundown last week that I even caved…
The perils of having Jeff Tweedy’s children
Sometimes I worry that I’m going to be a really bad mom. The worry goes beyond just the regular will I forget to turn off the stove stuff, or will I still be able to…
time warp or when age comes back and slaps you in the face
hello. my ass is grass and life is the lawn mower. clearly i need to stop acting and going out like i’m a 23-year-old when really i’m an old old 33-year-old. how the hell are…