1. Herownself/myownself — One of Miranda July’s characters used this in a short story and I’ve been saying it to myownself for three days. 2. B.S. as opposed to bullshit. 3. Befuddled/puzzled. 4. FFFFFFuuuuuucccckkkk that/this/him/her/it/you/me…
Posts tagged weirdo
Sleeping with a vibrator under your pillow will not attract the boyfriend fairy
I woke up in the early pre-dawn morning to find my left hand firmly wrapped around a penis. Huh, I thought to my half-asleep, half-awake self, I don’t remember that being here when I went…
Well on my way to becoming a 65-year-old shut in
Today I had lunch with my all-time favorite former co-worker ever, Jess. It has come to my attention that the moment you find out you’re losing your job you become someone who lunches. I believe…
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, a password
Never fear, darling ones, the password is the same as last time.
P.S. I almost forgot
Heh. I was just responding to a giant whack of e-mails that came my way. This should come to a surprise to everyone, because as most know I am the worst e-mail responder in the…
Get your issues right here
Sometimes I read my horoscope for the day and tell it fuck off.