my new bag (which i got from the much-adored TTHM) is quite the rage here in softwareland, and not just because i make webboy compliment it every day when i get here. my female coworkers…
Posts tagged weirdo
when fetishes collide
yesterday i was whining about going to the Super Target down the street and not finding anything to buy. see, i had a mission, i wanted to buy stuff, specifically a big pack of valentines….
twisted numbers
number of books extracted from bed and surrounding area: 7 number of issues of the new yorker extracted from aforementioned area: 3 number of book jackets inexplicably and inextractably wedged between bed frame and bed…
i should have combed
this is what happens when you go to the target on christmas eve without combing your hair: you run into your arch-nemesis from college and he, of course, spots you right away. probably because you’re…
accosted in the bread aisle
i don’t think i’ve mention lately how very much i detest grocery shopping. i’ve had to go to the grocery store three times this week. yes, i’ve ventured into the third circle of hell THREE…
i’m still a queen
today, before 10 a.m. i was proclaimed “unrepentant queen of the dorks.” i’m pretty pleased.