i have made the strategic decision to carry my car keys in my pocket while i’m here at work, so i can make a quick getaway.
Posts tagged weirdo
treat table conversations
“did you try the green ones yet,” i asked pat as he dug in the laffy taffy basket. “yeah, i didn’t like the spoojy powder stuff,” he said. “what are you a wuss?” “no.” “you’re…
a giraffe’s tongue is almost 2 feet long
we have roughly 18 pounds of leftover halloween candy sitting on the treat table located right next to me. of the 18 pounds about 2 of it are those two-per trick-or-treat size starburst. someone opened…
what does dare smell like?
did you know there’s a Dare Eau de Parfum Spray? yeah, i think you should get it for me too. this way i could smell like i will dare, or i’ll smell like i dared….
and the birds are offering up their tunes
chicken little has returned from his week-long vacation. he toddled past my cube at 8:30 this morning just as i was about to stab myself in the neck with a red fine-tip sharpie because, well,…