driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn and ended up in a heretofore unknown part of bloomington. and the only thing that…
Posts tagged weirdo
losing my religion, err, i mean losing my virginity
tonight, i’m going to lose my virginity with wendy. she has invited me the St. Paul Saints baseball game and it will be the first baseball game i have ever attended. ever. i’m 33-years-old and…
smell my fingers
for my birthday, sister #2 got me some good, good smelling soap. it smells so good that as soon as the smell fades a bit, i get up to wash my hands again. i was…
case closed, another victory for encyclopedia brown
my wallet is back in the safe confines of my bag. you can all rest easy. also, SIX MORE DAYS until my birthday.
enclyopedia brown and the case of the missing wallet
i lost my wallet. it has everything in it. driver’s license, credit cards, cash cards, cash, three good fortunes from various fortune cookies, my checkbook. most everything i need to get by in life. this…
the love ’em and leave ’em girl
today, on my way home from work, i fell in love. it was love at first site. i was getting all prepared to do my passive-aggressive minnesota swear and say bad things about him, when…