tonight, i’m going to lose my virginity with wendy. she has invited me the St. Paul Saints baseball game and it will be the first baseball game i have ever attended. ever. i’m 33-years-old and i’ve never attended a baseball game, i think there might be something wrong with me. i’m so excited i can hardly sit still.
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Baseball is awesome. You’ll have a good time, but make sure to keep your eye on the field of play at all times – wouldn’t want to catch a foul ball upside the head or anything!
dude – are you serious? your 1st ever?
i’m such a pimp.
yes, my first ever. please me gentle!
Be warned – Wendy likes it rough.
Don’t let Wendy get to third base, and you will be fine.
How’d you enjoy the rain?