i got a new cellphone. she is adorable and looks exactly like sara, only she has a different keypad. she remains nameless at this point. we are open to suggestions.
Posts tagged weirdo
we go together like shamma lamma lamma ba bit de dit de dop
i found word count via bookslut and when i typed in jodi, roland was at the end. you know what that means?
google talk
ok, if you get hit with some sort of weird Google Talk e-mail, it’s from me. I added every gmail i had to my google talk list and then y’all appeared as invited. so i…
here i am telling secrets to the one person you shouldn’t tell your secrets to, but it’s good to talk
ok, i just gotta get this off my chest. so, yeah i’ve been PMSing for the past few days. . . as far as hormones go, it hasn’t been so bad. i mean i didn’t…
now every gambler knows that the secret to surviving is knowing what to throw away
you could crack nuts on the muscles in my neck they are that hard and tense. my goal today is to make it through work and then go home and have not one, not two,…