This is a picture of Form 1095-B from the Department of Treasury. Sure it’s to prove that I had health…
Posts tagged Supergenius Battles
Supergenius vs. The Aggressive Submissives
For as long as I have talked about my height on the Internet, I’ve attracted the attention of submissive men….
Weapons do not make you super, kid
“Does Batman have x-ray vision?” Nolan asked. “No, he doesn’t have any superpowers he only has a belt,” I said….
Leno v. Conan is more like Baby Boomers v. GenX
This is the obligatory I know there are more important things going on in the world right now statement required…
Two things you should know on the eve before the eve of a brand new decade
My hair is so dirty it hurts. My entire body itches, all of it, even the inside of my nose.
A first in Supergenius history
Hold on to your hats, Darling Ones. Get ready. I am pleased to announce that I have a short story…
Supergenius & the bumper sticker that’s smarter than she is
Tooling around this morning running errands collecting the stuff that is vital to my well-being: a new coffee maker (mine…
Supergenius battles the bed of doom
In honor of Labor Day, I had vowed to do as little labor as possible. Of course, Sister #4 totally…
Supergenius vs. The Trees (or who stands talking to a strange man with a saw in his hand?)
Each morning as I approach the gates of Hell, Inc. I have to do a drunken bob and weave up…
Supergenius vs. the Elements
I hate turning on the air conditioner and usually wait until the last possible egg-frying-on-the-sidewalk minute to turn it on….